Question That Frighten Most Men

hahaaaaaaaaa! I know that I'm not a skinny type, but if my bf said this to me, I'd definitely......

'Do I look fat?'

Standard answer: 'Absolutely not! You look perfect!'
Others include:

a. 'Compare to what?'
b. 'I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.'
c. 'A little extra weight looks good on you.'
d. 'I've seen fatter.'
e. 'No. I inadvertently put a twenty-kilo weight on the scales when you were on them.'
f. 'Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.'